Conversation I just had with Cricket.
Me: It's breakfast time! Where's your bowl?
Cricket: 'wag wag wag'
Me: If I can't find your bowl, I can't give you breakfast.
Cricket: 'Tries to steal cats breakfast.'
Me: No. Seriously. Where is your bowl?
Cricket: 'chases fly and almost crashes through screen'
Me: How the hell did your bowl get under the chair in the living room?!? You were blocked in the kitchen/ dining room all night!!!
Cricket: 'sproing! Pounces on cat'
Me: UGH!!!!!
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